Top 10 Shitty analysis of Art
I know nothing about art. Trying to understand them makes my head think of potatoes. I did try though… I have, over the past times. For example, The Starry Night is a cosmic horror, The Persistence of Memory is about global warming, and the best painting in the world, Mona Lisa, is a distressed nun who wants to play dungeons and dragons. Do you see? So I thought, why not take my artistic touch up a notch and present to you, MY TOP TEN (SHITTY) ANALYSIS… OF ART. I would suggest reading the reviews while keeping an eye on the picture. It’s much more fun that way.
- The Gleaners by Jean-Francois Millet
Three female farmer friends or triple Fs (Blue, red, and fellow) are hanging around in a field, which is ripped off by the male dominants of the society and being carried away in the back. This is a depiction of the life and struggle of women in a patriarchal society. The poor triple Fs are left with nothing but roots. While reaching for leftovers, all they could find is a hand full of hay. Then suddenly the blue one saw a worm. “look there’s a worm” she said. “so what?” asked the red one…
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